Perdido en NorteAmerica: Jokes

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Friday, July 03, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Monday, May 04, 2009

Sera Cierto? (Is this true?)

Nuevo ataud para la Epoca del Silicon.

New Coffin in this Silicone Age.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

How Bad is the Economy?

Recibi la foto en un email y quiero compartirla con uds., cualquier parecido con la realidad es pura coincidencia......

Si los perros no van al cielo,cuando muera quiero ir a donde ellos van.
Will Rogers

El perro promedio es mejor persona que la persona promedio.
Andy Rooney

Si recoges un perro hambriento de la calle y lo haces próspero, no te morderá;
esa es la principal diferencia entre un perro y un hombre.
Mark Twain

La razón por la cual los perros tienen tantos amigos es porque mueven sus colas
en lugar de sus lenguas.
Autor desconocido.

No hay mejor psiquiatra en la tierra que un cachorro lamiéndote la cara.
Ben Williams

No aceptes la admiración de tu perro como conclusión evidente de que eres maravilloso.
Ann Landers

Si creyera en la inmortalidad, creería que todo los perros que he conocido irán al cielo,
Y muy, muy pocas personas.
James Thurber

Si tu perro está gordo, tú no estás haciendo suficiente ejercicio.
Autor desconocido.

Mi meta en la vida es ser tan buena persona como mi perro ya cree que soy.
Autor desconocido.

Los perros aman a sus amigos y muerden a sus enemigos, casi al contrario de las personas, quienes son incapaces de amor puro y tienden a mezclar amor y odio.
Sigmund Freud

Los perros no son todo en nuestra vida, pero ellos la hacen completa.
Roger Caras

Mientras mas conozco a los hombres, mas amo a mi perro.
Autor desconocido

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
- Mark Twain

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
- Holbrook Jackson

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
- James Thurber

"A dog is not "almost human," and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such."
- John Holmes

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."
- Woodrow Wilson

"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,but he will make a fool of himself too."
- Samuel Butler

"If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man."
- Mark Twain

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure loveand always have to mix love and hate."
- Sigmund Freud

"No man can be condemed for owning a dog.As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."
- Will Rogers

"Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit."
- Sir Walter Scott

"To err is human:To forgive, canine."
- Anonymous

"I talk to him when I'm lonesome like,
and I'm sure he understands.
When he looks at me so attentively,
and gently licks my hands;
Then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes,
but I never say naught thereat,
For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes,
but never a friend like that!"
-W. Dayton Wedgefarth